Genuine Gem Fan T-Shirts

"Genuine? Of course it's genuine...zirconia."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Best before 65 million BC.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Teapot

I love Museum Shops

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Adult Barbershop

Christmas TV...

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

Night Life: L.A.

About the potter.

'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."

Emergency Underpants

Carole Lombard

Knight with paint tin on his head.

John Laurie

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

What's really in junk food...

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

'Dauber Micawber'

Knight Supplies

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Elvis' autopsy

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'