Gentle Souls Pillows

"Be gentle."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Lovers

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

It's the thought that counts!

Cat Romance

An old, dancing man holding a steaming cup

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'I'm good. How are you?'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

Dog Statue

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

All dressed up without the slightest idea why.

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

'Isn't that cute?'

"Her boyfriend must really love us."

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

'Does that mean my reflexes are GOOD then, doctor?'

It is lonely being an old man - but not being a ...

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Oy! Zadie, I think we need a bigger house!'

'I love our decadence!'

'Let's do something in bad taste.'

Grandparents Anonymous