Gentle Goal-getters Pillows

UNDERACHIEVERS' ANONYMOUS, 'Someday we'll rent a bigger place.'

Reach for the Star.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Bullseye!

Good Luck!

Upward Progress

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Make your resolutions achievable.

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Tenacity trumps everything!

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Wilfried Zaha

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Do you call this a business plan?"

"It's a long term goal."

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

January Joiner

"You can do it!"

'How are we going to achieve our goal this year?'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

Targets

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Johnson was ready to lick some ass