Genetic Modification Debater Prints

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

A day at the transgenic races

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

My therapist cured me of using humour as a defense...these days I pack a .45.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Dr. Frankenstein's heifer,

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".

30% Heredity, 70% Environment

Popular and Unpopular Science

Man and boy look in a pet store windows full of puppies and a half-dog half-snake creature

Organ Donor Card

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Man in the cloning department is alarmed by the clones of death.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified foods will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

"I have a warrant for the arrest of Sandro Botticelli."

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

Gorillas in the jungle.

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"That's it - no more GM research for me..."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'