Genetic Inheritance T-Shirts

"See? That's why my Mom wanted me to get her genetics."

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Jr. cloning kit

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"WHich one is mine?"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

Jurassic Pork

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

Catasaurus

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

Medicinal plants

When Cells Divide

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."