Genetic Inheritance T-Shirts

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Jr. cloning kit

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

Cat and dog at a will reading.

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Jurassic Pork

Family DNA

'Well, he definitely has his father's... Er... Eyes.'

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Oh dear. He's got my eyes.'

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

Catasaurus

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

When Cells Divide

Medicinal plants

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'