Genetic Explorer Mugs

"First, we'll need a sample of your DNA."

Sperm donors - "They couldn't tell me anything about my genetic father apart from the fact that he was a frequent donor!"

'It's not supposed to be a triple helix, is it?'

'But, what if we break the genetic code and they just CHANGE it?'

I'm part cheesie bug on my mother's side.

Naming the Chickow meat. Cheef. Bicken. Beeficken??

'They're not testing drugs on us - they're testing us. We're transgenic.'

Gene Manipulation

"My birth mother? I've given up looking."

"I have my mother's eyes...my dad's nose...Abuelito's hair...and my great aunt's teeth. Just my luck to be stuck with my own brain."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Ascent of Machine.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

"We evolved from asteroids"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

Exit only.

The Evolution Of Man.

ZOO

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'Mutation and natural selection? - That sounds awfully STRESSFUL!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

Evolution.

The Origin of Creationism

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Rocket.