Generational Study Prints

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

'Beware of the teenager.'

In the not too distant future... "It's a tribal butterfly tramp stamp, honey. Same as yours."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

Fred Philpot, Born 1944.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Thank you for your service."

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

The Ageing Process.

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"It's a cereal box. It's not supposed to be interactive!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

"How did people waste time before computers?"

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

"OK Boomer."

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie?'" "Are America's best days behind us?" "Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in grade school when the schoolmarm told little Jebediah Thistlewood to pull up his knickers. The next day, Jebediah's pa came to school and said 'In my day, a man was free enough to wear his trousers 'round his ankles if he wanted to. This used to be one humdinger of a country.'" "I still have no idea what he was talking about." "I don't even remember what I asked you."

'Antiques are things one generation buys, the next generation gets rid of, and the following generation buys again.'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"So remember son, if you study hard and keep focused in your job you too can probably not quite reach the same standard of living as your dad."