Generational Interest Prints

"But, Dad, in your day sex was still in the future."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Nice haircut."

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

Pre-Old Blues

"1971... 2015..."

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

The Ageing Process.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Millennials in the Year 2050...

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Please call me Phil. Dad was my dad's name.'

Kids then. . & and now.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

Generation-I. Generation-V. What're you old folks doing? Renaming your generation. I'm thinking Generation I - 'cause you're living virtual lives. Where'd he go? Got bored after 10 seconds and left to send an instant message to someone across the room.

'Kids today eh What do they look like'

"When I was young, we had a lot of hair and no tattoos. Now everything's all reversed."

"Way before Facebook, my generation had places to gather and talk too much, opinionated wildly, and generally make fools of ourselves. We called them bars."

Generation Hexed

"That film broke all records for keeping that key 16 to 39 year old demographic distracted from reality."

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

'Life is easy for you kids these days! When I was a boy...'

What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.

"One buxom young lass with a hammer a dream seized the opportunity."