Generational Gap Explorer Prints

"Hurry, son! The economy is almost at full employment! Better get a job before they're all gone!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'Did they have history when you were my age?'

"Please—no technology questions!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"

"No, that's not an old-school pop up ad. That's a hot air balloon."

Youth Training Center: 'I don't believe I have had the pleasure!'

'Frankly, Doctor, I wish she'd quit horses and go to boys!'

Social Media Explained By Ginny Root 3rd Grade.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'No offense, Mom, but your ideas about birth control are kind of dated.'

'That's the trouble with the older generation...they're too intolerant.'

'That's it? Just click 'Unfriend'? When I was your age, you had to be mean and cruel to someone's face.'

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

"I think my parents are pretty old. They remember a time before 'clumping' cat litter."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"We added it just for the millenials."

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

"We invented your hair."