Generational Differences Mugs

'I thought 60 was the new 40?'

"No, grandpa...LGBT is not some new kind of bacon, lettuce and tomato snadwich."

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

"How long do you think it'll take before he realizes I took his phone away?"

"This is cultural appropriation."

"OK Boomer.", "OK Spikers."

"Tia Carmen, you just don't understand teen fashion."

'I remember when all children were green...' - Kids swearing.

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"Old people need a special room where they go to the bathroom? Gee, how primitive is THAT??"

"My dad is sooo old-fashioned. He still talks with his mouth."

"I hear you can order toilet paper over the internet."

'Dad, can we go in Grandma's car? It's a lot cooler than your station wagon.'

"He's going for the younger audience."

"And to think, I used to be worried about my slip showing."

"You know the employees are getting younger when they give a lecture on the dangers of acne."

"Stop telling me I'm out of touch, you sound like a broken record"

"Could I ask you for a dollar without having to hear how tough you had it when you were my age?"

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

"The only reason I consider today's universities 'higher education' is the legalization of marijuana."

'Sorry, I only do traditional handshakes.'

'Once we baby boomers kark it, all the good jobs will go to you lot.'

"Enough with the hard-luck stories about spanking and cursive and appointment television, Dad."

'Your generation has it so easy . . . when i was a lad we had to forage in the woods for scraps of discarded porn.'

"Your genration is soft. When I was your age, the lawsuits we filed were much less frivolous."

Bring Grandpa to Work Day: 'I'm just sayin', that' s not the way we did it in my day!'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

"Can you imagine my mother had a baby at our age?!"

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."