Generational Connector Prints

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

Not-so-easy listening...

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

"That's right, son. God knew everything before Google."

The Ageing Process.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

Contest time. Mort and Sadie, our ornery octogenarians, have decided to rename Rudy's generation. Mort favors Generation I - for impatient. Sadie prefers Generation V - for virtual. Or vapid! What do you think? Please send your own ideas to asksadieshow@gmail.com. C'mon people, get thinkin'!

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

Yeah, I'm taking care of my parents now, too.

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, My mother doesn't want me to get a tattoo, but I disagree. I believe that a tattoo would be very attractive. What do you think? - Jessica, rebellious daughter. *(Actual reader letter). Is this serious? Is this a real letter? They're all real. I am stunned. Stunned? What is wrong with children? Defying their mothers? Do you know what would happen if we had defied our parents like that? What? They'd have sent us to live in the old country with our illiterate cousins who left

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'