Generational Connector Prints

'My Gran'pa bridges the generation gap with 10- dollar bills!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Nice haircut."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'Well, isn't this nice? Three generations all sitting down together.'

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'Grandpa, what was manufacturing?'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

Not-so-easy listening...

"Gramps, you were alive before everyone knew what you were doing on social media... What was that called?" "Bliss!"

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

'He was an impressionist. Like that Alistair McGowan...'

The Ageing Process.

"Don't tell grandmom about your computer's virus. She'll just tell you to download chicken soup."

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"If you at least 'liked' him on social media, it would mean a lot."

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

'I spent lots of time on line when I was your age... hanging clothes in the back yard!'

'Just a minute, Mom...Grandpa needs help getting the child-proof caps off his medication bottles.'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

"Grandpa, how old were you when you learned how to velcro your sneakers?"

'I speak six languages fluently but I don't understand my teenager daughter.'

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

"I worry about Gramma. What if I decide to have kids when I grow up? Will she still be there to raise them?"