Generation Gap Aficionado Prints

"I like that you refuse to be defined by your generation."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I don't care if you are the Immediate Gratification Generation. Get out of my chair and back to the mailroom."

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Kritik's Korner

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'I'm going to bed...whatever...'

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

"Sadie, I just heard they discovered lots of ancient cities buried hundreds of years ago in the jungles of Cambodia. They've each got weird geometric patterns outlining what may have been gardens. But no one really knows what they were used for. I guess what I'm asking you is... what were they used for? Y'know, since you were there to see them in their prime. They were used for ritual sacrifices of dullards. For educational purposes, I shall now perform one."

"We added it just for the millenials."

"Are you one of these youngsters who has a very short attention span?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"I dooon't know this sooonngg. I'm just heeeere with my daaaaaughter and her frieeeends."

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'Unfortunately our definition of 'job' differs.'

'I suppose you think you're better than your parents, mister I-Can-Walk-Upright?!'

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Lemonade/Prune-aid

"A raise?! In my day, if we needed more money, we just borrowed it."

"Never ask Dad about technology. He thinks a semiconductor is someone who leads the Boston Pops for half a year."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

T-shirts read: 'Rock against racism' ; 'Classical against antisocial behaviour'

"That's lovely, dear. Give me a heads-up when manners and intelligence get a little closer."

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"Don't pay attention to my granddad. He's an old pilot and always calls us 'taildraggers.'"