General Sickles Follower Mugs

Bivouac of General Sickles' Brigade at Red House, Harlem

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Warrior Woman

Mohamed Salah

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'Somebody close the window. Those pesky drones are getting in.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

'No comment for now, but there will be a press leak at four.'

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

First you say I should "know thyself" and then you tell me to extinguish my ego!

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

Memo Mania

'My guru thinks you're nuts.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

The Visitor

'Have you looked in the mirror since you comforted the sick this morning, pastor?'

Parsifal

"Don't patronize me. Nobody cares what I think anymore. Go ask Dr. Phil."

"I'm guessing this is bean related."

Novak Djokovic

"...Tomorrow's weather....abominable!"

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Forward looking campaign

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

"Wow. He really does know the meaning of life. Too bad it won't fit on a bumper sticker."

"What goes boom, must go bust."

A cell tower? I can't believe old Goopta sold out like that!

'Don't trust him David - he's an authority figure.'

'I bumped into Michael Gove.'

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

"You want some words of wisdom? Next time, take the elevator!"

Republicans/Democrats: My way or the highway.

'I'm on my break right now -- can you come back next February?'

Pelé