Gene Therapy Pillows

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'Say, Logan - which elves are we talking about?'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

Robotic Man

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

A day at the transgenic races

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Clone Factory

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

S**t Threw a Goose

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

"Genetic engineering...Fact File 1"