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"Deaf mice have been cured by gene therapy."

A day at the transgenic races

Coronavirus Waves

Coronavirus Sisyphys

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

DNA Analysis.

Gene Therapy

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

The Canary in the Coal Mine

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'ADN'

"Are you working on a vaccine for Covid-19?"

"Is that you talking or Wikipedia?"

Jerk Gene

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

ANd the Oscar for the best special side effects goes to ASTRAZENECA!

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

'The Algenist meets the Alchemist.'

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

Doctcom

Some genetically engineered pig

"We're using genetic engineering to modify the molecular structure of a plant's natural cellulose. We convert selected parts of the plant into plastic!"

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Fortunately I hold the patent for the gene that's causing the ringing in your ears, and I can refer you to the doctor who holds the patent for the gene that's causing the pain in your ears."

3rd Wave

"We could try reversing the drug's side effects with gene therapy, but we don't want to get into trouble with the SPCA."

'I might even change my views on genetics research if scientists could genetically engineer supreme court appointees!'

Medical Lab. Ernie, we call it a "paternity test," not a "pop quiz."

"You really are one hell of a therapy dog."