Gender Role Rebel Prints

The Skaters

"I joined the local women's group today, darling."

'Whatever works for you. In our family, it's never been an issue. Neither of us wants to wear the pants.'

"Why are you smiling?"

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"Now there's a relationship that's working!"

Aprons

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"How is it gendered?"

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

"I sense a lot more going on with you than 'house-husband."

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'No, this is not Mel's secretary. This is Mel.'

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"Will the role of wife call for any nudity?"

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

"If you get to be a stay-at-home dad, why can't I be a stay-at-home daughter?"

Corporate Punishment.

'Yes, I wanted a knight in shining armour, but I didn't know it'd be me doing all the shining!'

Burlyesque

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Pregnant couple: I'm so glad I'm a woman/I'm so glad I'm a man.

'This is me at my most masculine.'

"Despite my best efforts, you're still the man and I'm still the woman."

Gender Symbols

'Forget equal ops, darling, we're searching for a female Maria.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

'I'll know Mr. Right when I see him. Upon marriage, he'll be willing to change his last name to mine.'

"You belong to a Dungeons and Dragons group, you're a committed Goth, and you're failing Medieval History?!"

*Sigh*