Gender Identity Discussion Prints

"It's still decided what it wants to be."

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

Bernice Mountain Dog

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

"I say if he wants to take up ballet, we should let him."

"...and I'd like to thank my mother, who is a lesbian, for guiding me through a real tough gender-identity crisis."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I threaten her masculinity."

"It all started when I dressed up as little red riding Hood's grandmother and found I liked it!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

'He's our son, Roger. If he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax, then he feels like a queen trapped inside a drone's thorax.'

"Sorry. I now only identify as Alex."

'Everyone calls me a lady calls me a lady but I'm really a tomboy bug.'

"I identify as it/it."

Tender Identity Crisis

"I'm a guy on the outside, but I feel like a chick on the inside."

"So I got in touch with my feminine side. It turns out I'm a mean girl."

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

'Oh no, not you again,'

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

'Anything you want to know about women, fellas, just ask me - I used to be a woman, once,'

"Actually, it's super-'person!'"

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

"I'm intersex."

Tern - Trans Tern - Cistern

"You know, I wouldn't have to pay for this if you were still my son."

"Such a shame. He was so close to his scheduled gender reassignment."

Dear Diary, today I'm feeling beautiful...

'YOU again?'

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."