Gender Equality Warrior T-Shirts

'Our standards are very high. We even have high double standards.'

'I want to complain about sexual harassment.' - 'You know you're beautiful when you're angry.'

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

Women's rights.

"Alan, looking at our plans don't you think your team might need a little more thought?"

"What's the biggest problem women have to overcome to fight in the front line?"

'There's no way I'm going to be interviewed by a woman!'

Of course we were keen to appoint more women but I'm afraid many of them lack two essential qualifications for a career in banking.... Testicles!

'Of course we're keen to appoint more women but I'm afraid they lack two essential qualifications for a career in banking!' - 'Testicles!'

"No wife of mine is going to legislate!"

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

"There is equal pay for equal work. We all receive substandard salaries."

"Billy just gave me a Valentine. Should I accept it or consider it an overt demonstration of his toxic masculinity?"

"You have excellent qualifications but we were actually looking for someone with testicles."

No to sexual harassment.

"No glass ceiling? So I guess you wouldn't mind if I tossed this stone."

"All violence inflicted on women is a desecration of God...Uh ooh. Looks like I'm going to have to change my Christmas message."

Making Amends: I haven't harrassed anyone in weeks....My new career: I'll be a secretary....to a female executive. Women can harass em all they life. I sentence myself to house arrest for 30 days, make that 90 days.

"God created Adam 'Lord of all living creatures'. I just wish He had mentioned it to Eve!"

"We believe this woman to be a witch as she is known to have expressed an opinion online."

'I hate to see a women doing a man's job, meself.'

"But my dear, we don't pay you less because you're a woman, we pay you less because we're men!"

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"Sure, I'll make the dinner tonight...when the cows come... oh alright!"

"That wasn't very nurturing of you."

"It's a disgrace! Ten years ago, I was the only woman on the staff, and today I'm still the only woman on the staff."

"By 'lighten up' do you mean 'dumb down'?"

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

All Hail the Matriarchy

Glass Ceiling