Gender Equality Advocates Prints

'You're both so qualified, so I've decided, this only fair way to choose a new secretary - whoever can grab this banana first!'

'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'

New Man Offenses

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'See what I mean? - Look how close that woman driver is driving in front of me!'

Women's Food

"My dear woman...we don't pay you less because you're a woman...we pay you less because we're men!"

'Make yourself useful, woman, and make us a cup of tea.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Sometimes I miss the dress code requiring skirts for female employees.'

The Deathenaeum/No Women

"This job is yours if you'll get a sex change!"

'Excellent application, lots of relevant experience and stellar qualifications, but I'm afraid your womb lets you down!'

'I told you they came out of holes.'

"After all these years of women's liberation, men still earn more than we do."

'Here's a suggestion for our logo.'

The End of Women's Rights in Afghanistan?

"It's only fair. He has a man cave."

"But when a woman has someone's head cut off, she's a b***h."

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

The Working Woman's Magazine

"My salary app pings when another new male exec at my level is making more than 77% of what I make."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Wal-Mart Ruling

Glass Ceiling

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

"Typical company, I'm the only woman!!"

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

'It's not fair. Women doing the same job I'm doing in this office are being paid more than I am!'

"And to think all these years you've worried about some boy wonder taking over your job."