Gender Dynamics Explorer Mugs

'The uterus transplant was a success. I'm sure you'll find your husband much more understanding now.'

"I love you too, Daddy, but it just kills me that you're a man."

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

Danae's Debating Career: 'I'm never talking to girls again...'

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

"They're organic, vegetarian, and they challenge traditional gender roles."

"God may count the tears of women, but if from that he subtracts the signs of men we're back to ground zero."

"If you don't mind, there are a few points I'd like to pick you up on."

"You've taught me how to think."

Land Of The Spokespersons

I notice a theme in this week's questions for Ask Sadie. Go on. Lots of men writing in with relationship questions. Why would they do that? They know I'm going to side with the broad. Maybe they like to be yelled at. Maybe. I have another theory. Maybe men are even stupider than I thought. Interesting. One thing I love about life is that I just keep learning. That's a week, people.

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

'They're called the opposite sex because whatever you want to do, they always want to do the opposite.'

'In future I'll stick to fighting boys.'

'It looks okay, but who really knows what women want.'

If Men Were Hookers.

"God, that rib you took from my side to make her... I think that was the one I use to read minds."

''Yeah right, as if I'd tell a man anything.''

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Men explained.

'We have irreconcilable differences -- he's a MAN!'

"Call me!"

Complaints departement for men and women.

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Boys Cooking

The post-menopause luncheon's unintentional comedy act.

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Larry David

(Phil Hanson and the Philettes)

"Mort, I'm writing a case study about two diametrically opposed archetypes of your generation. Archetype number one: a bold, debonaire male... The type that suffered no fools, lived life to the fullest, and pursued romance with tough, smart 'dames' who kept him on his toes. And then there's archetype number two: weak, insecure, afraid of life, and dominated by overbearing romantic partners who brought him to his knees. Ok. I'll participate. Who'd you find for archetype #2? You might want to

Burlyesque

'You only have two sexes? Aren't you kind of limiting your selves?'