Gender Discussion Mugs

"Technically, I'm a buck...but I identify as a doe."

"If women are te weaker sex, how come they get most of the duvet?"

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"We're doing everything we can to make him comfortable, short of dressing up as male doctors."

"I can't eat these nutrition bars. They're for women."

THE UNCANNY PREDICTIONS OF THE GREAT NOWSTRADAMUS, 'A prominent academic will suggest that females may be intrinsically emotionally different from males... and the feminists will become hysterical.

"I threaten her masculinity."

Desk Organizers: 'He Said' and 'She Said'.

"Excuse me! It's 'personflu' if you don't mind!"

'Referring to God as 'she' seems to offend all the right people.' (religious people discussing religion)

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'And only enough blood to work one at a time.'

The girl with the most curves.

"You might want to wear this adjusting into your new promotion."

'Whatever happened to the men ballsy enough to sexually harass?'

Portions of the following program may offend women, but you guys are going to love it!

'Let battle commence' Chess board, big female piece, small male piece

'Are you alright?' - 'Yes.' - 'I want a bath. What are you doing in there?' - 'Multi-tasking.'

"Well, I guess we know who the gatherer is in that relationship!"

"'Boy or girl'...? How dare you impose a culturally stereotypical gender role on my defenceless foetus, you male-identifiable oppressor!!"

"You can't keep comparing yourself to those skinny little aliens you see in movies."

'I'm sick of all these men's virility enhancement TV ads. . . they're embarrassing to watch!'

'If women are so smart, why do their tops button down the back?'

Aussie pub restrooms: 'blokes...anti-blokes.'

"I'm just so impressed with what you're saying about the victimization of men."

Amusement Arcade

'Actually, a woman couldn't handle my job - I'm a gigolo.'

"I'm afraid your baby has the organs of a male and female."

'I want to complain about sexual harassment.' - 'You know you're beautiful when you're angry.'

'Man's best friend? Isn't that gender inequality?'

"It's still decided what it wants to be."

Inflatable Guys For The Ladies

'Maybe I shouldn't have told her that in the battle of the sexes, I'm neutral.'

'Any man who says he can understand women is either a psychologist or in need of one...'

vive la difference