Gen Y Explorer T-Shirts

'Just what do gen Y's want out of this world.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

The Vineyard

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Happy holidays for kids.

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Baby Scientist

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

The Desert Island Package

'Did you know there's a river in Brazil named after Amazon?'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Fossil hunting

'Mystery of Flight' book flying away from boy reading it.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'We think he has a future in politics.'

Boys Cooking

'That shows how high the water was. The same thing happens in our bathtub.'

Older lady to husband surrounded by dogs: 'Still getting feedback from your hearing aid?'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Unwrapping a mummy."

Wild Child

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"