Gem Enthusiast Prints

'Diamonds are a girl's best friend. . . Now you know which sex has the most sense.'

"She scares the s**t out of me, so it's gotta be really expensive."

"I take it this is a very special occasion."

Watch Out For Falling Rocks.

"It's mine ... all mine! I wonder if there's enough to pay off my student loans."

Jewellers for the Rich and Famous

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'Oh, so you just found it did you?'

The Style of Elements

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

CEO.

Will you be mine?

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

"I'm not happy."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Investor alternates between hating and loving gold, depending on the stock market's performance.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

"We're going out -- of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Electrolyte Orchestra.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

'To tell you the truth, you've ruined the gold market, Mr Midas!'

Carl Wilhelm Scheele: "There was a great display of ores and minerals...I could not write with a molybdenite pencil."