Geeky Glam Prints

Scientists are sexy

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

The Digital Family

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Binary Man

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Nethead strip: Speak binary

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Essex computer.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Carbon Dating.

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Nethead strip: Fashion sense

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

"I want a refund on this computer. It's user hostile!"

Funny math t-shirts

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

The Land Before Time.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Modern day mirror.

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'What's terrifying is, though they walk among us, there's no way to tell science fiction readers from the rest of us.'