Geeky Boss Prints

Batmanager

The Dorrie Decimal System

"I didn't spark joy."

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

Digital Fomo!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Jenkins, come in and pull up a bean bag."

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

Cartoon computer

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Finally, a co-worker who CAN handle Big data!"

Self-Employment

'An 'out' box AND and 'in' box? Hey' I don't need that kind of stress!'

The Last Jerseys.

Ineffective conducting.

'Yes, that is me. We're a very new company.'

"My records show we sent your bonus. Have you looked on your roof?"

'You'll find, Smith, that there's a very relaxed atmosphere in this office.'

George Lucas

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

"Damn it, Bershire, I've told you to never call me when I'm in my executive ball pit!"

'Now, now, Mancini, we all have to start somewhere!'

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Mom, did the stork beta test me before I was delivered here?'

'She scares the hell out of me. She's creative, brainy and sexy.'

"Take us to your leader." "Jeff Bezos? Mark Zuckerberg? Oprah?" "Never mind."

'What a crummy game. You try to find overdue books and get them back to the library. It's called 'Tome Raiders.'

'Let's play business. I'll be the Chairman of the Board and you'll work for me and laugh whenever I tell a joke.'

Bob's decision to replace the sales team with hotcakes really paid off.

'I'm putting security measures on my computer to protect it from hackers.'