Geek Culture Aficionados Prints

'If Dr. Who had been as successful as Star Trek would everyone today be carrying screwdrivers that took pictures and played tunes?'

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Sexual chemistry set

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

Alpha males through the ages!

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."