Gazebo Guru Pillows

"At what point does outdoor dining become indoor dining?"

Apples for sale

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

Intelligent people laugh too!

Allotment

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

No-Work Orange

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

If nobody had invented graphics

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

'I could do that.'

Do you have anything bigger?

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'I slave away all summer getting the garden just right to relax in - then autumn arrives!

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Tree Passion

Gardening#2

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?