Gathering Aficionados Prints

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Rose Toast

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'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Free Range Golfers

'Right, moving on to the housekeeping...'

"Our first order of business will be the new speed bump in the parking lot."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"We were sad last year when we couldn't have the whole family over for the holidays, right?"

"Call a meeting, Miss Pendleton. I want to hear some Corporate Creole."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

"You remember Champ. . ."

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

The Awkwardly Informal Meet Up Group

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'Take us out to the ball game, take us out with the crowd, buy us some peanuts and crackerjacks, we don't care if never get back...'

With the exception of the cold coffee and poor selection of donuts, I think the meeting went well.

Oh, all right. It's a win-win-WIN situation.

"This company lacks leadership... We need to think about the possibility of setting up a policy group to look at the option of convening a focus group to have a bit of a chat about what we might do!"

"I know what's happened. This is Meet-n-mingle. You should be next door at Hobnobbing."

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

"We moved to the sea to get away from the crowd, only to find they'd moved to the sea."

"Then, unfortunately, our market launch ran into a brick wall."

"Does it still qualify as a quorum if half the participants slept through the meeting?"

"You called this strategy session for THAT?"

'This office will be closed today...staff are currently engaged in a series of meetings to coordinate current performance assessment framework indicators to maximise outputs.'

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!