Gate-jump Dodger Mugs

Look before you leap.

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

"I think before we begin to address me, we need to talk about the clown in the room."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

Examinations.

'He's kind of a rescue dog. He points to where the hardest work is, so that I can run into the opposite direction!'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Private Viewing

Ready for the curves life throws at you.

Tell me the truth. Do you think my signature is logo-esque?

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Roy! Over here! This line is way shorter.'

"Baldo, I appreciate your hard work...and your eagerness to complete your chores quickly. But next time...don't blow the leaves while I'm painting."

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"Isn't this so much better without our devices?"

'I follow my doctor's orders religiously. He said for me to spend two hours a day on the tennis court.'

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

"Do you mind? Look what you made me do!"

'Let's just say, if you were meat, you'd be way past your 'best before' date!'

Lady asking a man to Jump over a gate before her

Delights of the Chace.

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Are you listening to me?"

"No, Senator, I'm afraid stretching the truth doesn't count as yoga."

Pinocchio's autopsy - "Right about here he started cutting gym class."

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Man ignores DIY book and instead reads book entitled: 'Get someone else to do it'.

Cowboy posting notices saying WANTED...FOR FLYPOSTING

What's the matter, Emily? Jeremy the jerk dumped me. I can't take it. My whole insides hurt. You'll be better off without him. Thanks, Twig. Youre lucky you didn't fall in love. Sigh. I wish I had a broken heart!

Desk plaque: 'Seize the nap.'

"We also offer a plan where you just post pictures and skip the exercise."