Gastronomy Lover Mugs

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Give my compliments to the chef. Also my wallet, credit cards, and the keys to my ferrari.'

Come dine with me!

'Your French dip, sir.'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Before/After

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"We'd like the roasted homework for two. And fetch us a bottle of your finest toilet water."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

'I'm sorry, sir, but it's hats off for the Chef's Special!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'