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Pizza Throwing

Come dine with me!

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Fresh pepper?"

Before/After

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'YAY! PATE!'

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

'Snob, he won't eat domestic slugs, just imports.'

Chef swatting flies into a bowl in a sushi bar.

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'