Gastrointestinal Gladiator Prints

"Hold on ... I think a table's about to open up."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"Everything's gone up."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Football.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

Football Blockers.

"Something with enough depth to taste like success to me and shame to him."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

It's payback time at the sadistic dentist's office.

Pizza Fencing

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"My husband can carry up to fifty times his body weight: he's great to go shopping with..."

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."