Garden Tool Enthusiast Mugs

'That's Oog -- the poor sam invented garden tools.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Goddess.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"He loves his leaf blower."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Lawnmower

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Hammer

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"When I heard they legalized weeds, I wanted to be first on the block to let my lawn go."