Garden Joke Lovers Pillows

'I believe you want some fencing done at the bottom of your garden?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Spiro & Pusho: watering the vine and the neighbour.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

Annual flower having a mid-life crisis in July

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'Fred's opinion of crab grass is if you can't beat it, join it.'

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I ask you, Larry the Landscaper, did you ever, under any circumstances, promise anyone a rose garden?'

'The grass is always greener on the other side seed'.

'It's only a slug Norman.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

A flower beats up another flower - Genetically Engineered plants tend to be more aggressive than naturally grown ones.

'What if your tree grows, Burl? Won't it choke to death?'

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Crazy paving company.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

It's an unwritten law. Guys can like only two kinds of flowering plants - a cactus with thorns or that one that eats flies.

Beware Of The Gnome - Look dear how quaint.

'Look what my son gave me!'

Give Chlorophyll.

Square Yard

'Okay dear, it's your turn to go stand in the front yard.'

"I love the moment when they discover we paid their garden a nocturnal visit."