Garage Tidyness Connoisseurs Pillows

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Ironing day.

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

'No, don't tell me, your electric garage door is broken.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I spent the whole day cleaning the house. My cleaning lady comes tomorrow and I didn't want her seeing things like that!"

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"It's worse than I thought."

"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Spring cleaning.

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

Decluttering. . .

Repairing the UFO

"Okay dad, I'll clean my room. . . you didn't have to make a federal case out of it!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

The Movers - Decluttering

"My mom used to be an excellent housekeeper, but I put a stop to that."

"Good afternoon. Feng-shui consultation bureau."

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"This de-cluttering has gone too far dear."

'Never, Ever...open the glove compartment in your car.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

Good disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.

"That' was great - let's run though that again."

And it stores easily under your bed...