Garage Design Pillows

Garage Sale

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

'According to this, she began making wine in her laundry room 30 years ago, and now she's moved on to the garage.'

CLEAR!

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Auto Mechanic Birthdays

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

When did you last have your oil changed?

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

"It's redesigned to handle rolling over."

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Repairing the UFO

"Oh...that's not good."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

'Before you say it's got some old parts, remember that you repaired it last time.'

"I want you to call that idiot you hired to build our garage...he made it too small for our car!"

"My garage door opens whenever I change television channels."

'When I ask what our inventory is 'What ever' is not an acceptable answer.'

Mechanics price list.

Jump-starting Frankenstein's monster

Have you two even agreed on a name for the prototype?

My dad loves his motor.

Thanks for putting in a new engine, pity you forgot to take the old one out.

All-aluminum-body pickup truck with optional door handles.

"Wendel found an Israeli tomato stuck in your front water hose."

"Bernard is our sous-mechanic."

Shopping for an exercise bike