Garage Declutterer Prints

'No heavy lifting?... But, he's supposed to be clearing out the garage this weekend!'

'You couldn't have abducted me last weekend when I was cleaning the garage? No! You pick the one weekend I have free to go golfing!'

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Organization is not rocket science!

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"It's OK to close tabs. Just click on it. Once you realize that you don't need that many open, it'll get easier. You can do this!"

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

CLEAR!

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'My husband thought he could save money by repairing it himself.'

'I delete so much junk mail, my trash can icon turned into a dumpster.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"We need a better piling system."

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I hate people using the cloud."

'There goes the squeak in your brakes, Mrs. Ferguson.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."