Gangland Musician Prints

Affectation? No, I really am having violin lessons!

"The Just Me Band"

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

One-man band rehearsal.

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

An amplified harp

Art Garfunkel.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This next one I wrote myself. It's about pain, misery and heartbreak, until I finally wised up and dumped him.'

Spinning violinist

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Computer literate Monk

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Oldies Band.

Singalong.

The Terror Of Folkenstein

Wallpaper over a door.

But what is the sound of one hand clapping for one hand playing air guitar and one hand playing air drums?

As camp as Christmas!

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

Monk on PC.

Lunar Powered Broomstick

Accordion

"Kleinzweck is our resident punk physicist."

Fishermen with no catches are told that there were lots of fish caught a few days earlier

Joni Mitchell

"A clean desk is the Devil's workshop, that's my motto."

Gangster shoots musical notes.

I've never heard of the musician's union...'

'Golf was too frustrating, so Ed took up painting!'

Ladies, we are victims of our own success!