Gaming Console Collector Pillows

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'New Game'

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Not so much as a 'hello Tweety' since she got that games console!

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

Gamers

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

My incredible dedicated pet monkey. You've waited in line for a week at Computer Villa. Computer Villa parking lot. Now I have my new Ybox game console. I am complete man. I am whole. The new Playstation comes out this fall. I am empty and wanting. Form a new line to the left!

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

I was expecting something a little more advanced

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"Hardscrabble"

I heard oil companies just discovered huge reservoirs of oil way under the ground, all around our town. But they can't get at it because President Obama declared the whole region a national monument before he left. Why would he do that? Doesn't he know we use oil to make plastic, and that my Playstation is totally made of plastic? What happens of I ever need to buy a fourth Playstation 4? He's endangering my supply just to save a bunch of trees and mountains and waterfalls and endangered bearico

Something above the common

Anyhow, thanks for listening, Rudy. It's part of the job. I guess you're right: the move to 3rd grade is a big one. There are lots of changes. You've just got to roll with it. And buy a new video game console? It eases any transition. How did you get to be so smart? Playing lots of video games.

'Your kinect is broken.'

Fun and games with wires.

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

"I think we should call it 'The Poo.'"

"Wow, this new version is a way more immersive waste of our youth."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

No doubt about it... Joyce had become addicted to computer games!

PacMan brain

Playing an air GAMEBOY.

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Tape wins

You played Xbox 360 with Darlene. That's your confession? I'm a loser. Do you didn't cheat on Laurel. You just played a video game. Are you nuts? Maybe if it had been the Nintendo Gamecube, or the original Playstation. But the 360? HOJ. Have you seen the graphics on the 360?! You need inpatient care.

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

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