Gaming Aristocracy Pillows

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

The Royal Wii

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"All this is mine now! I had my lawyers declare you incompetent!"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'He calls himself a philanthropist, but would prefer Lord Philanthropist.'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

Queen

"Her ladyship isn't in—wait, yes, no—so sorry, she's out."

"I may be your page today, but someday, I hope to be the whole book."

"It's said to be haunted by the ghost of the fifth earl, who fell on hard times."

"It's Parkins, sir; we're 'aving a bit of a time below stairs."

The Nobility Scooter

"It's the price we pay for living an alternative lifestyle."

View Down Ladies' Mile

Vicar carrying a games console called a 'PrayStation 3'.

"A game you can play alone or in a group, that tests your agility and is dirt cheap?!" "Marbles!"

Countess

"And on the floor is the present duchess...."

'Darling, I'll have my coffee in my den...'

What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games.

"When I was your age, I went OUT to play."

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

"Why do all butlers say m' lud at the end of every sentence!"

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

"Congratulations, it's a nepo baby."

The Epsom Derby - An Earl Throwing Sticks at Cocunuts

"Where's the damn bottle-opener?" "It's his day off, sir."

Queen Elizabeth II

"I was a late bloomer—I didn't inherit my money until my fifties."