Gameshow Prints

"...He made most of it on Richard and Judy's midday money."

"Of course, He buzzes in first every turn. We have to follow Him!"

Theatre Crowd

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Can't Touch This

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Senior Jeopardy!

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Binge Watch

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Succession 2

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Hollywood producer.

'I'm a star!'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Can't Touch This

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

"Hey, Bob. Things haven't been quite the same since Richard Attenborough arrived here, have they?"

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

E=Emcee Squared

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

Toenail clipping missile.

"Take my advice; speak softly but carry a big shtick."

The EP-21 spy plane.

"And here are today's categories...."

'He's been doing this ever since he saw the Lion King!'

TV stage door

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"Fashion Week"