Game Show Watcher Prints

Failed TV Remakes: The Dating Game. Okay, now Google bachelor number two.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Bowled over again!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Tree house.

The First Annual Game Show Week.

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Can't Touch This

Senior Jeopardy!

'Och lye the news'

Dreams I have had...

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Our next contestant is Mildred and her specialist subject is "Other People's Business""

CHANNEL THIRTEEN TAKES ON THE NETWORKS

Can't Touch This

E=Emcee Squared

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"WIFI, Amazon, credit cards. Pretty much every password is named after me."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

"And here are today's categories...."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"You don't have to answer that."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'