Game Day Philosopher Prints

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

'The team in white are bound to win - look at the size of the other team!'

'Don't you see, Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 batting average dangerous, and feared it would bring about resentment.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Bowled over again!

Church for sports worshipers.

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

Philosopher trading cards.

"Compromise? What the hell is there between safe and out?"

Kids playing with the cardboard box instead of the expensive toys.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

American Football.

"Thursday-Morning Quarterback"

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

'I hate PowerPoint.'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"Sorry, boss, I do care if I ever get back — that was just the peanuts and Cracker Jack talking."

Wilfried Zaha

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