Game Day Funster Prints

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Strive to win!

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football supporters.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

'I hate PowerPoint.'

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Football Bomb

"You idiots … we lost!"