Game Day Funster Prints

'Remember it's YOUR benefit game-go out and foul whoever you like!'

Bowled over again!

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Go team!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

A man cheers

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

Strive to win!

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Wait! Stop! He changed his mind."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

'If you're proposing, Nigel, get it done before full time!'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Football supporters.

'I hate PowerPoint.'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

The Rugby Throw Up.

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

Football Bomb

"...They must be poor catchers, there's two men behind the plate."