Gambler At Heart Prints

"It happens."

'So much for the wheel - Now to invent the CASINO!'

'These shooting sticks are not very comfortable!'

'Instead of going to that boring museum for a class trip, I suggest we go to the World Series of Poker. I'm sure the rest of the class won't mind.'

'You had to go for a walk--now we've lost our table.'

Even with his lucky clover necklace, Sam couldn't win at cards

'Stop saying 'Are you there Fred?' I am here.'

'Speedy' Petey Yomp, 1923 - 2018, Bought low, lost it in a poker game.

"I lost my wife."

"You've got to spend money to make money, so I bought a thousand lottery tickets."

'I don't like to take chances.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

'In the 20 minutes it took for the pit boss to come back with a comp for the $10 buffet, I lost another $500.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"Honey, the dog learned a new trick. And now I owe him twelve dollars."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I know I can't take it with me, but what about computer simulations?'

"Have you been scratching this?"

Worm Bed

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

'My wife encourages this. She thinks I'm playing the Russian version.'

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Frank has won 20 hands in a row. I'm beginning to think that's not him, but rather a robot with a poker computer installed.'

'Sunglasses? Silly hats? Face cards?'

Unnatural Selection.