Gallery Promenaders Mugs

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Larry's used art

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Mr. Right!"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Misunderstood artist

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Projectile painting.'

bird interprets modern art

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I had no idea Ikea had been around so long.'

Children's Art Show.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Rodin's Browser

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cats at private view

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Fur Baby

I love Museum Shops

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

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Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Art Gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'