Gallant Galloper Prints

Foreigner of distinction going to enjoy 'le sport'.

Boptimism

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

'He's not called the 'Hanging About Judge' for nothing.'

"She got a brand new whip for her birthday."

"Are you trying to show contempt for this court."

Cleaning the Horse

'The wife loves to go dancing Saturday nights.'

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

'Well, at least we were able to remove that pesky hangnail. So, you have to be pretty stoked about that."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

The Drone Ranger

'You must be the new guy! welcome to riding club buddy!'

Snowmobile caught in a bear trap

"Race you to the spleen!"

Saxophone summoning.

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

'Well, thanks for coming in. We'll get back to you.' The search for Big Foot continues.

Learner Riders

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

'I hear there are some mighty big deer in these woods.'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

Must I also sing and dance?

Ponies for Sale

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

'Relax...I heard our opponents today are huge pussies.'

"I think this globe depicts a warmer climate change."

'We'll be a few minutes late. Ed got a primo parking space and he needs a little gloat time.'

'We had this one dyed especially for you, Your Honor.'

You're making a mockery of justice, your honor. That's my turf! ! !

'You Honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'pretty please with sugar on it.''

Audubon Guide To Neighbors

"Surely not guilty. Next case."