Galactic Treasure Hunter Prints

Detectorist meteorite.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"I'm not here to slay you. I'm here to talk to you about diversifying your investment portfolio."

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

The Dubloon Stops Here

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I think I just solved my cash flow problem."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'This is the BEST well we've dug!!'

'Which one is named after me?'

I.O.U. one pot of gold.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Pirate

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

Archaeologists discover a football

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'