Galactic Prank Player Pillows

"Eww...put those back."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

The Adventures of God

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"Is there someone other than Trump I can speak to? I didn't come all this way to talk to an idiot!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Cosmonaughty

"Are there space-babes?"

I send greetings from the planet OOM!

'Whoops!'

How's my abducting?

'Maybe the Universe isn't expanding -- maybe it's just you.'

"Can you take over the controls? I've got to take a number 4!"

Mars Rover's wheels stolen.

'Deploy the Candarm and ready the Canafinger.'

Cola Observatory

"I don't suppose we could discuss this when my Mars isn't in opposition to your Sun?"

Mars Probe 'insight' - the very last picture...

Mooning Moon

"I don't know what it is, but it's big and I'm putting it on ebay!"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Bowling ball earth

Alien Magician

Fishermen catches fish.

I must not poop on freshly washed cars!

Moon Prank