Galactic Goof-off Prints

Stop horsing around, you guys. Focus!

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Get crazy once in a while

Shoot For The Moon

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"I hate this time of year."

"The world revolves around my cat."

Double bass in space

"Rudy, if you're playing a video game in there. I'm breaking this door down. Some of us have got to go."

Ostritch Gangsters.

Looks like a weird day coming up.

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

Cuckoo Clock Dentistry

Bob's lazy eye was getting worse - staying home, lying in bed and watching soaps all day.

A choice of sandwiches

On the way back from Mars, you wanna swing by the moon, just for laughs?

"Eww...put those back."

Blades of grass watching horror movie of lawnmower cutting grass.

"Your food will be out as soon as we clean up from the chef's little bout with food poisoning."

Sharks Eating Humans at Seaside Restaurants

Well, APPARENTLY mom isn't familiar with National Goof-Off Day!

'Look! More roaches.'

'Don't you think it's strange that it's called mooning when the moon never actually shows its backside!'

'Hey, I understand your frustration, OK? But if I didn't see it happen, I can't call it.'

"A backflip with a full twist, handspray pike and a three quarter roll will do nothing to further your cause Mr Laney."

"Johnson, we'd better get the gun! I think there might be some really big rabbits living here!"

Gourmet Whoop-Ass.

''Peace and brotherhood'? You bet, pal -- Just put this nice hat on.'